Matt Kaskowitz

Hello, my name is Easy. I am not to be confused with 'Homey' (The original phrase was "Easy don't play that", not "Homey don't play that."). I left the circus to entertain kids at parties. One time an elephant decided I was a latrine. After this play is over, I think I wanna' become a lumberjack. I wear high-heels; I skip and jump; I like to press wild flowers (especially poppies). On Wednesdays I go shoppin', and hang around in bars. I have a house made of larch. -Too bad I stink like an elephant, cause' I really am a lumberjack; this clown thing is just a hobby. I have to do a rehearsal thingy, but after that I'm gonna' eat Spam cause' I'm a lumberjack, AN' I'M OK! Mr. Harry said so. Tell em' sir.